心情好的英文句子
1、要不是打不过你，早就跟你翻脸了。
If it wasn't for beating you, I would have fallen out with you.
2、英雄不问出处，流氓不看岁数。
Heroes don't ask where they come from, and hooligans don't look at their age.
3、学会宽容，要有一颗宽容的爱心！
Learn tolerance, to have a tolerant love!
4、当一个吃货瘦了，说明她不快乐了。
When a person loses weight, she is unhappy.
5、沉默不是我懦弱，而是我觉得你没资格。
Silence is not my cowardice, but I think you are not qualified.
6、时间告诉我，除了快递都不必等。
Time tells me, except for express delivery, you don't have to wait.
7、长得不是很漂亮、但你绝对追不上。
It's not very beautiful, but you can't catch up with it.
8、水不撩不知，深浅人不拼怎知输赢。
Water does not lift do not know, deep and shallow people do not fight how to know win or lose.
9、这一句晚安，我拜托星星送给你。
Good night, I ask the stars for you.
10、有缸粗没缸高，除了屁股全是腰。
It's thicker than it's high, except for the butt.
11、还是瘦点好，太重了容易坠入爱河。
It's better to be thin. It's too heavy to fall in love.
12、不是我不会读书，而是书不让我读懂。
It's not that I can't read, but that books don't let me understand.
13、你这么那我就，我除了你还是你。
If you are so, then I will, besides you, I will be you.
14、数羊越数越清醒，然后改数饺子。
Count the sheep more sober, and then count dumplings.
15、我命由我不由天、天欲灭我我灭天。
My life is up to me, not from heaven. Heaven wants to destroy me, I destroy heaven.
16、我觉得地球好危险，我想回火星了。
I think the earth is dangerous. I want to go back to Mars.
17、只要你过得比我好，死得比我早。
As long as you live better than me, you die earlier than me.
18、找不到我喜欢的伞，我宁愿淋雨。
If I can't find the umbrella I like, I'd rather be in the rain.
19、吃喝玩乐那是货，同甘共苦才是妻。
To eat, drink and have fun is goods. Sharing weal and woe is a wife.
20、时间只负责流动，不负责教你成长。
Time is only responsible for the flow, not for teaching you to grow.
21、暴力不可以解决问题但可以解气。
Violence can't solve problems, but it can relieve anger.
22、天涯何处无芳草，只怪哥哥不想找。
The end of the world where there is no fragrant grass, only blame brother do not want to find.
23、就算姐不要了的男人，你也给我放那。
Even if the elder sister did not want the man, you also put that for me.
24、我坚信，到最后，你会一无所有。
I firmly believe that in the end, you will have nothing.
25、如果我做了皇帝，就封你当太子！
If I become emperor, I will make you crown prince!
26、吃大哥，喝大哥，关键时候草大哥。
Eat big brother, drink big brother, critical time grass elder brother.
27、回忆是一座桥，通往寂寞的牢。
Memory is a bridge leading to lonely prison.
28、时间在走，朋友变狗，爱人远走。
Time goes, friends become dogs, lovers go away.
29、别人笑我太开放，我笑他人放不开。
Others laugh that I am too open, I laugh that others can't let go.
30、长夜漫漫，还是你老公好，知道陪我。
Long night, or your husband, know to accompany me.
31、没有爱人和没有仇人都使人寂寞。
No lover or foe makes one lonely.
32、人靠衣裳马靠鞍，狗挂铃铛跑得欢。
People rely on clothes, horses rely on saddles, dogs run happily with bells.
33、现在活得认真，只为日后煽情。
Now live seriously, only for the future sensational.
34、经常被自己蠢哭，又不能揍自己。
I often cry and I can't beat myself.
35、被你点赞过的朋友圈，都是甜甜圈。
The circle of friends you like is doughnuts.
36、很多事情无须抬杠，表面服从偷偷反抗。
Many things do not need to raise the bar, surface obedience, secretly resist.
37、男人只说三分话，留着七分打天下。
Men only say three points, leaving seven points to fight the world.
38、做个俗人，不碰爱情，不染烟酒。
Be a layman, do not touch love, do not dye alcohol and tobacco.
39、有的事让想忘记，却越是忘不了。
Some things let you want to forget, but the more you can't forget.
40、我可以亲你吗？不要脸那亲嘴好了。
Can I kiss you? If you don't want a face, kiss.
41、年轻人现在没，算什么，以后没。
Young people don't have it now. What's it? Not in the future.
42、不畏浮云遮望眼，反正老子看不见！
Don't be afraid to see the clouds, but I can't see!
43、我决不以貌取人，但坚决以貌娶人。
I will never judge people by their appearance, but I will marry them by their looks.
44、我多想一个不小心就与你白头到老。
I think more than one, not careful with you forever.
45、只要我愿意，我有千万种样子。
If I want to, I have thousands of looks.
46、伯母你好，我是你儿子的男朋友。
Hello, aunt. I'm your son's boyfriend.
47、我长得矮，可能就是想让你护短。
I'm short. Maybe I want you to protect me.
48、理性像个大骗子，感性像个神经病。
Reason is like a liar, sensibility is like a psychopath.
49、学霸你不复习，我们就还是好朋友。
If you don't review, we will still be good friends.
50、会说话是修养，管住嘴是教养。
Speaking is self-cultivation. Silence is cultivation.
51、一脸兴冲冲的，跟喝了尿糖似的。
His face was full of excitement, just like drinking urine sugar.
52、千万别回头，身后这一切，都不是归处。
Don't look back. All this is not the place to go.
53、我不愿你手心有着。别人的温度。
I don't want you to have one. Other people's temperature.
54、我在煮月亮，你想往里面加点什么？
I'm cooking the moon. What do you want to add to it?
55、地球上只有一个我，所以你们要保护我。
There is only one me on earth, so you should protect me.
56、宁愿胖得精致，也不愿瘦得雷同。
I'd rather be fat and delicate than lean the same.
57、只有惯着我的人，才有资格管我。
Only those who are used to me are qualified to control me.
58、我看到你，心情比上坟还要纠结呀。
When I see you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.
59、不懂我的人、请不要和我沟通！
Do not understand me, please do not communicate with me!
60、作为失败的典型，我其实很成功。
As a model of failure, I'm actually very successful.