酷炫英文短语
1、你走到那，苍蝇就跟到哪，都是你那素质熏的。
When you go there, the flies follow you everywhere. It's all your quality.
2、不能做最快乐的自己，但一定要做最真实的自己。
You can't be the happiest yourself, but you must be the most authentic yourself.
3、曾经我的小鹿也乱撞过，现在可能是撞死了吧。
My fawn once ran into it, but now it may be killed.
4、不要动不动就说别人，先看看你自己算什么。
Don't always talk about other people. Look at yourself first.
5、你还欠我一句对不起、我却不想再说没关系了。
You still owe me a sorry, but I don't want to say, it doesn't matter.
6、没有人在等我，我也不会再回头，就这样吧。
No one's waiting for me, and I'm not going back. That's it.
7、当你不再期待什么东西的时候，你会得到一切。
When you no longer expect anything, you get everything.
8、听说有人看上了你，我才知道什么叫饥不择食。
I heard that someone took a fancy to you, and I knew what hunger is.
9、很多人一开始为了梦想而忙，后来忙得忘了梦想。
Many people are busy with their dreams at first, and then forget them.
10、你没资格说我变了，因为我变了都是拜你所赐。
You have no right to say that I have changed, because I have changed because you have given me.
11、青春就像卫生纸，看着挺多的，用着用着就不够。
Youth is like toilet paper, looking at quite a lot, using is not enough.
12、我不需要莫名其妙的冷淡，和过时不候的温暖。
I don't need inexplicable coldness, and out of date warmth.
13、我曾给你最温暖的怀抱，你却给我最痛心的玩笑。
I once gave you the warmest embrace, but you gave me the most painful joke.
14、从前有个人，他在背后说我坏话，后来他死了。
Once upon a time, there was a man who spoke ill of me behind my back, and then he died.
15、像个爷们一样，去承受命运给你的每一巴掌。
Like a man, take every slap from fate.
16、时差就是，夏天已经到了，可身材还停在冬天。
Jet lag is, summer has arrived, but the body still stops in winter.
17、一直坚持宁缺毋滥，相信最好的值得耐心等待。
We always insist that the best is worth waiting patiently.
18、相逢太短，不等茶凉，我热情有限，你把握时间。
Meet too short, not wait for tea cool, my enthusiasm is limited, you grasp the time.
19、抽，是一种生活艺术。找抽，是一种生活态度。
Smoking is an art of life. Looking for smoke is an attitude towards life.
20、等谁跟我结婚了，我就马上把离婚办事处给炸了。
When someone marries me, I'll blow up the divorce office.
21、据我测算，还可以退五十步，但生活只有五步。
According to my calculation, there are still 50 steps back, but there are only five steps in life.
22、这世界是如此喧哗，让沉默的人显得有点傻。
The world is so noisy that the silent people seem a bit silly.
23、五毛和五毛是最幸福的，因为它们凑成了一块。
Wumao and Wumao are the happiest, because they come together.
24、别以为遇见我是你的缘，没准就是你的坎儿。
Don't think it's your fate to meet me. Maybe it's your obstacle.
25、我毫不犹豫的测过了身，只为拯救我的眼睛。
I did not hesitate to measure the body, just to save my eyes.
26、你吻我是因为你寂寞，我不反抗是因为我爱你。
You kiss me because you are lonely, I don't resist because I love you.
27、没有强大的主人，别以为你是狗就可以乱咬人！
Don't think you can bite people without a strong master!
28、你说你喜欢胸大的，那请问你的腹肌又有几块呢？
You say you like big chest, how many pieces of abdominal muscles do you have?
29、时间带着我的思绪走，我哪来的时间刻骨铭心。
Time with my thoughts, where can I come from time engraved on my heart.
30、我眼里有掉不完的泪，因为我心里有数不完的罪。
I have endless tears in my eyes, because I have countless sins in my heart.
31、当医生宣布你死亡的那刻，全世界的人都笑了。
When the doctor announced your death, people all over the world laughed.
32、我什么都可以有，但是男朋友这个我真没有。
I can have anything, but I really don't have a boyfriend.
33、说那么多大道理有什么用，爱就努力在一起啊。
What's the use of saying so much truth? Love will work together.
34、逃避，不一定躲得过；面对，不一定最难受。
Escape, not necessarily can avoid; face, not necessarily the most uncomfortable.
35、因为早上和被窝分手，现在被窝对我十分冰冷。
Because I broke up with the quilt in the morning, now the quilt is very cold to me.
36、我不求你爱我，只求在我最美好的年华遇见你。
I don't ask you to love me, but to meet you in my best years.
37、世界有一半在嘲笑另一半，其实全世界都是傻瓜。
Half the world laughs at the other half, but the whole world is a fool.
38、要求帅哥送餐，身高1米9，，皮肤白皙有光泽。
A handsome man is required to deliver the meal. His height is 1.9 meters. His skin is white and glossy.
39、都说边走路边玩手机不安全，吓得我开始跑着玩。
It is said that it is not safe to play with mobile phones while walking, which scared me to run and play.
40、你无法叫醒一个不回你信息的人，但是红包能。
You can't wake someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.
41、谣言是脑残说出贱人，传播傻子会信的东西。
A rumor is a brainless person who tells a slut and spreads something that a fool will believe.
42、对不起就不用说了，好想不原谅你还是我错了。
I'm sorry, I don't have to say, I'm sorry, but I'm wrong.
43、你翻开这张牌，就狠狠的否定了我们的将来。
You turn over this card, and you deny our future.
44、你赢，我陪你君临天下；你输，我陪你东山再起！
You win, I accompany you to the world; you lose, I accompany you to rise again!
45、不管瘦的时候美成啥样，胖了之后都一个德行。
No matter how beautiful you look when you are thin, you will have a virtue when you are fat.
46、理想就像内裤，要有。但不能逢人就去证明你有！
Ideals are like underwear. You have to have them. But you can't prove that you do!
47、你问我为何笑中还有眼泪，因为不想心如死灰。
You ask me why I still have tears in my smile, because I don't want to die.
48、复制签名不一定就是抄袭，而是找到了共鸣。
Copying a signature is not necessarily plagiarism, but finding resonance.
49、以后刷牙要狠小心，不能再有一次咽下漱口水。
In the future, you should be careful when brushing your teeth. You can't swallow the mouthwash again.
50、猛兽易伏，人心难降；沟壑易填，人心难满！
The beast is easy to fall, the heart is hard to fall; the gully is easy to fill, the heart is not full!
51、闹钟叫醒的只是我的人，叫不醒我沉醉的心灵。
The alarm clock wakes only my people, but not my intoxicated soul.
52、你有什么不开心的事？说出来让大家开心一下！
What's the matter with you? Let's have a good time!
53、你生而有翼，为何竟愿一生匍匐前进，形如虫蚁？
You are born with wings. Why do you want to crawl all your life like an insect ant?
54、没有做萌妹子的潜质，就要有做女汉子的觉悟。
If you don't have the potential to be a cute girl, you have to have the consciousness of being a woman.
55、体育老师说：谁敢穿裙子上我的课，就罚她倒立！
PE teacher said: anyone who dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for her handstand!
56、姐沉默不代表我不管，姐发言也不代表我要管。
Sister silence does not mean that I do not care, sister's speech does not mean that I have to manage.
57、当我们胖了的时候，不要忘了我们也曾瘦过。
When we are fat, don't forget that we have been thin.
58、生活就像我的歌声，时而不靠谱，时而不着调。
Life is like my song, sometimes unreliable, sometimes out of tune.
59、我要努力实现梦想，以弥补小时侯吹过的牛逼。
I want to work hard to realize my dream, to make up for the bullies I boasted when I was a child.
60、见她之前，从未想结婚；娶她之后，我从未后悔。
Before I met her, I never wanted to get married; after I married her, I never regretted.