英文炫酷短句
1、风吹散的情话终究沙哑，已经走远的人不爱也罢。
The love words scattered by the wind are hoarse after all, and those who have gone far do not love it.
2、还好我是个胖子，无聊的时候可以掐我的肚子。
Fortunately, I'm a fat man. I can pinch my stomach when I'm bored.
3、别羡慕别人腿长腰细，你的体胖心宽别人也没有。
Don't envy others that their legs are long and their waist is thin. Your body is fat and your heart is wide.
4、冷漠的一笑，都给我滚吧，我什么都看不见了。
Cold smile, give me to get out of it, I can't see anything.
5、小姐的胡须长得如此委婉，想必是位大家闺秀咯。
Miss's beard is so euphemistic that she must be a lady.
6、老师，你看上哪个家长就直说，别老开家长会。
Teacher, you can tell which parent you like. Don't hold parent meeting.
7、你放弃了前程，放弃了所以，最后也把我放弃了。
You gave up the future, gave up, so, finally gave me up.
8、瘦不了的永运在骚动，胖不了的永远有恃无恐。
The eternal fortune that can't be thin is in a commotion, and the one who can't be fat is always fearless.
9、你活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地掘B浪费人民币。
You waste air alive, waste land when you die, waste RMB by digging B.
10、让时间带走这一切的悲伤，给我们一次重生。
Let time take away all the sadness and give us a rebirth.
11、你是不是在一个世界安静，在另一个世界嚣张。
Are you quiet in one world and arrogant in another.
12、你就是我的超幸福鞋垫、让我把你踩在脚下。
You are my super happy insole, let me step on you.
13、我男人已经贴上了我的标签，所以要他请付账。
My man has put my label on it, so I want him to pay.
14、如果梦醒时还在一起，请允许我们相依为命。
If we wake up together, please allow us to live together.
15、女人连痛经都能忍了，男人为什么忍不住欲望！
Women can even endure dysmenorrhea, why can't men resist desire!
16、莪们要在有意义的人生中，做没有意义的事。
We want to do meaningless things in a meaningful life.
17、网上都是萌妹纸，怎么在大街上一个也没有呢！
There are lots of cute girl papers on the Internet. How can there be none on the street!
18、一个班级一个后宫，总有那么几个人在争宠。
A class a harem, there are always a few people competing for favor.
19、我想告诉你，我一直在减肥，只是没有瘦而已。
I want to tell you, I've been losing weight, but I'm not.
20、只要我肯努力，什么样的事情我都能学的会。
As long as I work hard, I can learn anything.
21、心里没有你的人，不要妄想某天他会被你打动。
If you don't exist in your heart, don't imagine that one day he will be moved by you.
22、不要给我说对不起，不原谅你好像是我的错。
Don't say sorry to me. It seems that it's my fault not to forgive you.
23、谁在夜里泣不成声，笑说自己，没爱过那个人。
Who sobbed in the night, smile said that they did not love that person.
24、如果你是来了还会走的人，那我宁愿错过你。
If you are the one who will go, I would rather miss you.
25、我暗恋的人突然剪了一个光头。我立马变心了。
The man I was in love with suddenly had a bald head. I changed my mind immediately.
26、我很丑但是我很温柔，我还敢在街上走一走。
I'm ugly, but I'm gentle. I dare to walk on the street.
27、暂时的敌人，永恒的利益，自古都是这个理儿。
The temporary enemy, the eternal interests, has always been this principle since ancient times.
28、不管你去往何方，一定要带着阳光板的心情启程。
No matter where you go, you must set out with the mood of sunshine board.
29、我可以学着对你宽容，但绝不允许你对我放纵。
I can learn to be tolerant to you, but never allow you to indulge me.
30、你之于我，犹如一扇门，隔开了我与外界的维系。
You are to me like a door, separating me from the outside world.
31、把我的热情当水饮，总有烫伤你舌头的那一天。
Take my enthusiasm as water, and you'll burn your tongue one day.
32、不管你的面子有多大，在我这里你只有一次机会。
No matter how big your face is, you only have one chance with me.
33、生活就像忐忑，没有准确的词，却是惊心动魄。
Life is like fear, there is no accurate word, but it is thrilling.
34、想把你变小，放进离心脏最近的口袋，天天携带。
I want to make you smaller, put it in the pocket closest to the heart and carry it every day.
35、买卖不在了，人都跑没影了，还说什么仁义呢。
Business is no longer there, people are running out of shadow, what is benevolence and righteousness.
36、赚钱像接露水那么辛苦，花钱却像流水那么迅速。
Making money is like catching dew, but spending money is like running water.
37、那么多人当中我脑海只出现你是我唯一的笨蛋。
Among so many people, I only think that you are my only fool.
38、你就像盛夏里的番茄，活的很鲜艳，烂的很彻底。
You are like a tomato in midsummer. You are bright and rotten thoroughly.
39、有种特别没劲儿的生活状态，我觉得就是穷的。
There is a kind of life state which is very weak. I think it is poor.
40、今天是我的生日，她都没有给我发一条信息。
Today is my birthday, she did not send me a message.
41、我爱的人，我要亲手给你幸福，别人我不放心！
I love the people, I will personally give you happiness, others I do not trust!
42、有人说我懒得抽筋，其实我连抽筋都懒得抽。
Some people say I'm too lazy to have cramps. In fact, I don't even have cramps.
43、都说女人如衣服，你不穿衣服，好意思出去吗。
They say that women are like clothes. If you don't wear clothes, do you want to go out.
44、无人护我当软妹子，只能自学成才成女汉子。
No one to protect me when a soft sister, can only learn to become a woman.
45、凡事都要试一试，别说什么不稀罕，都是借口。
Try everything. Don't say it's rare. It's all an excuse.
46、我们都很倔，一个不会挽留，一个不会回头。
We are very stubborn, one will not retain, one will not turn back.
47、明知道爱情不可靠，可我还是拼命地往里面跳。
Knowing that love is unreliable, I still try my best to jump inside.
48、俺们学习鸟语，要一直学成鸟人，方成正果。
We learn bird language, we must always learn to be Birdman, in order to achieve the right results.
49、贱可贱，非可贱，天行贱，君子以自贱不息。
Cheap can be cheap, can not be cheap, nature is cheap, gentleman from cheap.
50、因为在乎，才会乱想。若不在乎，我想都不想。
Because I care, I think. If I don't care, I don't want to.
51、哭，并不是因为脆弱，而是因为坚强得太久。
Cry, not because of frailty, but because strong too long.
52、不要过分善良，毕竟有些人，真的挺不是人的。
Don't be too kind. After all, some people are not human.
53、什么都涨价了，就特么的钱包里的钱没涨价。
The price of everything has gone up, but the price of the money in his wallet has not increased.
54、别在背地里说我坏话，说不定我就站在你身后。
Don't speak ill of me behind my back. Maybe I will stand behind you.
55、如果你不是瞎子，就不会去用耳朵去了解我。
If you're not blind, you won't get to know me with your ears.
56、生活，就是我妈把我生出来，我就必须活下去。
Life is that my mother gave me birth and I have to live.
57、只要你愿意陪我吃苦，我愿为你做下山猛虎。
As long as you are willing to accompany me to bear hardships, I am willing to be a tiger down the mountain for you.
58、我祈求上帝让我发达，但上帝却一直让我发福。
I pray to God to make me rich, but God has always made me fat.
59、等我的心没了感觉时，那么谁都伤害不了我。
When my heart doesn't feel, then no one can hurt me.
60、昨天晚上睡不着。数月亮，数到一半就睡着了。
I couldn't sleep last night. Count the moon and fall asleep half way through.